June 2012
I never have good sex dreams.
drowning-elephants:
dontpushuswhenwerhot:
Mainly because the dream version of me is a moron. I’ll have some unfathomably hot girl in my bed. We’ll be making out, taking each others clothes off.. We might even get to the actual act of sex, but just when things are getting good, I’ll be like “Hey I’m gonna go make a sandwich!”. Then for the rest of the dream I’m making a sandwich. Fucking...
May 2012
Reblog this if you love The New York Rangers
laurenlau-21:
No seriously I don't: “Man… I am so high from not... →
idonthaveepilepsy:
“Man… I am so high from not sleeping…. So check this out, maybe they DIDN’T issue the wrong colored fatigues for the invasion… maybe our blouses AREN’T green. Maybe they are desert beige. You know like sometimes, colors start to look different when you’re sleep deprived, like the sun, it…
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Nicklas Lidstrom you have officially broken my heart even more by retiring
